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Monday, October 31, 2011

The Seventh Billion Baby and things which made me laugh

Dear insansapinas,


A Pinay baby was chosen by the United Nations to be one of of the symbolic seventh babies. The actual is not known although they expected him/her to be born in India or China.


Danica Camacho, a second baby in the family was given chocolate cake ( hindi pa naman makakain yon ah) and a gift certificate for baby shoes. Kaliit naman.
Why the Philippines? RH Bill anyone? 
Although the world population already reaches  billion, there are 75 countires whose population growth is on the decline. 


The sixth billion baby, Adnan was born in 1999. That is two years more than a decade to produce one billion. The 5th billion baby was Matej Gaspar who was born in 1987. 


Things that made me laugh


1. Deles said the 5 million pesos given to the MILF will be audited. 
Ano siya masaya. Sinong Auditor and matapang na mag-aaudit noon?



2. Huwag nilang palabasin ako ang naghahabol, mahaba ang buhik, hanggang talampakan-Ruffa G.
Kailangan din palang magpahaba ng buhok. Ako naman kasi pagnagpapaputol ng buhok, nagiging makakalimutin ako at bumubobo pa. Nasasama sigurong nagugupit.


3. NBI tracker teams fail to locate Ligot couple- ha ha ha ha


4. Santiago and Barretto said that whatever issues they may have as husband and wife are “private, and do not detract from, nor diminish, the strength of our marriage.


Eh bakit may dala siyang news reporter sa bangkooooooooooooooo. KUH. 
Pinaysaamerika

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