I am back to my CPA review days when every time I opened the accounting book to read, I fell asleep. ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Back to my title making headlines.
1. AQUINO LEADS VILLAR BY A HAIR
But of course it does not refer to his diminishing crowning glory- his hair. Toinkk.
SENATORS Benigno Aquino III and Manuel Villar Jr. remained locked in a statistical tie, 34 percent to 32 percent, in Manila Standard’s latest nationwide survey, in contrast to a Pulse Asia poll that showed Aquino pulling ahead.
Is that the reason why GIBO wants thicker hair?
Aside from desiring the presidency in the forthcoming May 10, 2010, elections, Lakas-Kampi-CMD has another wish in his life — to have thicker hair.He can ask Dolphy but Dolphy is Villar's effective endorser.
Despite his fourth ranking in opinion surveys, Teodoro said he would persevere to the end to realize his dream of becoming the country’s next president.
“Only God can stop me from running. He could do that by making me sick or something else,” Teodoro said in interview on a television show.
3. Malay: Are You Still a Virgin?
Tingin sa likod, sa kaliwa at sa kanan. Points to chest. Me? Are you talking to me?
As a voter, that is!
If yes, you are one of the 5 million first-timers who will troop to 75,471 precincts clustered all over the country come May 10.
With other 50,086,054 registered ones, we will try and test if we ourselves are compatible with the Precinct Count Optical Scan machine in choosing our leaders.