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Pnoy was labeled by some columnists to be a lazy President. The Palace denies it. Some called it laid back type of leadership. So what is the difference between the two?
Yong lazy, kagaya ni Juan Tamad, hihintayin na lang bumagsak ang bayabas para niya makain.
Ang laid- back ay type na leader na slow mo ang pagpitas ng bayabas, para bang tut-tut-tut-tut (background ng slow motion) tapos mahihinto pa kung may ibong makakadistract ng attention niya. Dahil nga slow mo ang kaniyang action, pati ang mga alipores, slow mo din. tut -tut-tut-tut.
Cat killer
Ang UP student na pumatay sa pusa at blinog niya, it felt good pagkatapos niyang torturin ang pusa at patayin ay naparusahan ng community service kung saan mag-aalaga siya ng mahigit na dalawang daan pusa.
Sa episode ng CSI noong Huwebes, napatay din ni Dr. Ray Langston ang notorious serial killer na si Nathan Haskell. Sa kanilang backyard, may mga nahukay na mga buto. Nagsimula siya sa pusa, sumunod sa aso, hanggang maging tao na ang kaniyang mga biktima.
Siguro dapat tingnan din ang utak ng cat killer na ito. Galit siya sa mga pusa. Meow.
"I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it's (sic) torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn't die, well not yet," the physics major wrote on his blog in April 2009.
"I didn't see it die but Myles (his friend) said it coughed up blood or at least something like that.... This isn't the first time I've killed a cat but this time it's different," the student blogged.
"Now everyone knows I hate cats. It's an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. I just don't know why but I just cannot overcome my hatred for cats
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