Camping, Leviste and other Celebrities-The Excuses for Disappointments

Dear insansapinas,

did you see my eyeglasses?

Harold Camping is back after hiding in the motel with the wife when his End-of-the-World-Prediction went pfft last Saturday. 


Just like another doomsayer, Sister Thedra from Michigan who predicted the end of the world and that only her group would be saved by a visitor coming from another planet riding a space ship, Camping claimed that the end of the world was postponed to October, 2011 because God is merciful.


Sister Thedra claimed that her group helped in the illumination of the world that saved it. Mga NUTS.


Camping in his press interview said that he is not a financial guru to solve the problem of the believers who sold their properties to donate to his organization and that those who left their jobs will survive just like those who were downsized and terminated in this weak economy.


AFTER THE INTERVIEW, HE ASKED WHERE HE PLACED HIS EYEGLASSES AND WHAT DAY WAS TODAY. TOINKKK (This last statement is not in the news). Just pointing out that he may be having lapses. He said that God is forgiving and merciful, so how come the end of the world is still coming.


Buti pa sina David Koresh, Jim Jones and the cult leader that led the mass suicide in San Diego to ride a spaceship hindi iniwanan ang kanilang mga members. Pinatay nga lang. Sus.


Leviste


The Ex-Governor who was caught by the authorities in his office in Makati claimed that he had a toothache. Dental clinic na pala ang kaniyang opisina. The dental office said that he has no appointment. Tinamaan ng kulog. Talaga palang labas-pasok siya. Tseh.


The Bureau of Corrections investigated the case of Leviste and found out that THERE IS NO PERIMETER FENCE in some sections of the compound. Sonamagan, preso walang bakod? Kahit baboy, mayroong kural para hindi makatakas. Sino ang binibiro nila? 


WALA PA RAW CLOSED CIRCUIT TELEVISION CAMERA. Anong klaseng preso yan? Simbahan?
Kahit grocery meron eh. 


Sabi nila hindi raw nakilala si Leviste. Bakit pag may lalabas ba sa preso, hindi man lamang sinisita? Panay palusot ang mga taong ito. Ginagawa naman nilang bobo ang mga tao. TSEH.


Sharon Cuneta- busy lang daw siya kaya di niya maasikaso ang pagpapayat. Ows. Nakipag-away pa nga siya dahil sa billboard.


The Pro RH Bill  were happy when celebrities like Dingdong Dantes (anong malay niya sa population control) ay sumali sa kanilang pag-endorse ng RH Bill pero nang si Manny Pacquiao na ang sumama sa Anti RH Bill, galit na sila.


Sus.


May isang comebacking celebrity na sabi ay may throat problem kaya postpone ang concert. Ows? Baka naman walang bumili ng ticket.



 Sa sunod-sunod ba naman ng concert ng mga foreign artists, sino ang magtitiyaga sa wala ng ningning na pangalan. Kahit ano pa ang gawin nilang mga intriga kuno.


Hindi rin kinakagat ng mga tao ang mga sightings kuno ng isang popular na celebrity na pilit pinalalabas na may iskandalo pa rin sa buhay niya. Sa iskandalo kasi siya sumisikat. Pagod na ang mga tao. o K.


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