Best and Funny Responses to the Q&A of Beauty Pageants

 Dear insansapinas,

Did you ever wonder what were the responses of candidates to the beauty pageants?
I found this article that I would like to share with you. 

MARGIE MORAN was our 1973 Miss Universe. She was asked this question,  "What’s the difference between being Miss Universe and being a Filipina?" Her reply: "Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, its forever."

CHARLENE GONZALES was asked during the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: "How many islands are there in the Philippines?" Her reply: "High tide or low tide?"

RUFFA GUTIERREZ at the1993 Miss World Contest: "How would you tell a girl who’s suffering from low self-esteem to feel better about herself? "Her reply: "I’ll tell her to believe in herself because it’s not only physical beauty that’s important but also inner beauty. Like what the Little Prince said, "What is essential is invisible to the naked eye." And I believe that character and personality are more important than physical beauty."

MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ at the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant was asked by one of the judges, Rita Gomez:

RITA: Here’s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?

MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?

RITA: Good answer!

MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma’am, are you still a virgin?

RITA: Hija, I have 5 children with 5 different fathers, and what do you call that, Immaculate Conception???

Funny Answers that may be due to nervousness, stage fright or just plain stupidity:


MR. POGI CONTEST: 

Host: Ano sa mukha mo ang pinaka-asset mo? 

Contestant: Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako eh.

Pinaysaamerika: HANUBAYAN. ANG ASSET KO SA MUKHA KO AY ANG AKING MOUTH. KASI DIYAN DUMADAAN ANG PAGKAIN PAPUNTA SA AKING STOMEK AT DIYAN LUMALALABAS ANG MGA !@#$%^ PAG AKO TINUTUPEK SA GANITONG MG SAGOT.


SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am (insert the name)  I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan City!

SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am (insert the name here) , I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!

Pinaysaamerika: O eto and medicine cabinet, mamili ka na. Tseh.

SUPER SIREYNA CONTEST:

Host: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?
Contestant: Ah, ano po yun di toot por toot, eye por eye. (Ah, it’s di toot por toot, eye por eye.) * [the proverb a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye]
Host: Paki-eksplika nga?
Contestant: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo! 

Pinaysaamerika: Paano kung ulila na yong kaaway. Kuko pwedeng patayin? Mamartilyo nga ang paa nito,

CALENDAR GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST:

Host: What place in the Philippines would you boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Bocaue
Host: (Intrigued) What about Bocaue? What’s in it to boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course!  (She meant the famous Banaue Rice Terraces, the "8th" Wonder of the World), and btw, I grew up in Bocaue when I was young.

Pinaysaamerika: Pakidala`nga ito sa Banaue. Pagdating doon pakitulak bigla. Phulease lang.

MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTEST :

"Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si (insert name here )  mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong mga kaluluwa!"

Pinaysaamerika:Ngiii
LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST:

Host: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo?
Contestant: Maging lalaki po. 

Pinaysaamerika:Yun na.

MISS GAY TOURISM CONTEST:

Host: If a man from Mars landed on your backyard, what would you do to entertain him?

Candidate: That is an easy question. If a man from Mars landed on my house, definitely, I will be dead by then because I will be crushed by his space ship. Therefore, I will not be able to entertain him anymore. Thank you.

Pinaysaamerika:Good answer, dumb question.

BEAUTY CONTEST:

Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?
Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.

 Pinaysaamerika