Another earthquake in Papua New Guinea . Must have been caused by extramarital sex.
Don't look at me. I did not say that.
TEHRAN—A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer.
"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper.
My diva moment, almost
While we were stranded in Detroit last February, I happened to sit near a man who was finger-drumming on his attache case. He must have been so absorbed in his own music that he did not mind if the people were
looking at him. One lady almost stood up to give him some coins. Must be force of habit when she sees street musicians near subways.
Me, I almost stood up from my seat and blurt a high note that would have made Regine Velasquez winced. Ala diva. Almost.