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Palace Speechwriter in hot water (Pinalamig na)

HANOI—A Palace speechwriter has been told be more careful of what she posts on the Internet after some of her status updates in the social networking site Twitter stirred controversy.


“We warned her to be more careful with her tweets,” Presidential Communications Development and Strategic Planning Office Secretary Ricky Carandang said of Mai Mislang, a speechwriter of President Aquino.


“We’ve told our people not just Mai but our people in our office, whether they like it or not, they are government employees and that they should be a little bit more circumspect,” he added.


Mislang reportedly tweeted, “The wine sucks” after the state banquet hosted by Vietnam President Nguyen Minh Triet in honor of President Aquino Tuesday during a state visit.


She also tweeted: “Sorry pero walang pogi dito #vietnam.” (Sorry, there are no handsome men here.)


She also posted: “Crossing the speedy motorcycle laden streets of Hanoi is one of the easiest ways to die.”

 Dinelete na raw ang mga tweets. Feeling niya siguro, mga kaibigan lang niya ang nagbabasa kaya namimintas siya. Okay lang yon kung hindi bansa ang naiinsulto. 

Kagaya ng aming Kapisanan ng mga Pintasera, Inc, ni Lee at ni Biyay. Si Lee ay di magamit ang baging para makakunekta sa internet. Puno kasi ng unggoy yong baging.

Ito ang nakakalungkot at nakakainis na balita. Nakakalungkot dahil namatay ang baby at nakakainis dahil naaddict ang mom niya sa Facebook -Farmville. 

Baby Killed After Interrupting Mom's Facebook Time

JACKSONVILLE, Florida -- A north Florida mother has pleaded guilty to shaking her baby to death after the boy's crying interrupted her game on Facebook.
Alexandra V. Tobias pleaded guilty to second-degree murder on Wednesday and remains jailed.

 Marami na siyang oras ngayong mag-Facebook sa preso kung mayroong computer at internet.

Shaken-baby syndrome ang tawag doon sa naging effect sa bata.

Ito ang nakakainis na balita:

 

James Bond Aston Martin DB5

The one-of-a-kind 1964 silver sports car with special 007 modifications became the quintessential Bond car when Sean Connery got behind the wheel in 60s Bond classics "Goldfinger" and "Thunderball."
Now, the classic has been snapped up at a London auction for $4 million. It was not immediately clear who bought the DB5.

Bakit nakakainis. Kasi hindi ko nabili. Kulang ang pera. Kailangan ko pa ng 3,999,999. 

Dalawang Linggo ng marathon ang James Bond movies sa Ch. USA, mula kay Sean Connery hanggang kay Daniel Craig ng Casino Royale at Quantum of Solace. Yong susunod na movie ay kinansela nila dahil sa financial problem. Kaya siguro pinagbili ang kotse at panay marathon ang James Bond films. Magkano ba ang kailangan nila? Matingnan nga ang aking pitaka. 

PS.Nanonood ako ng Dr. No starring Sean Connery at Ursula Andress.

Tanong ni James Bond kung saan nakapunta si Ursula Andress.
Sagot niya. Philippines, Indonesia ang Hawaii.

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