I know many people can not browse the on-line newspapers early morning or early evening when they come home. Early morning, because they're in a hurry to get to their offices. Ang mga anak nagbabaging pa sa kanilang mga balikat. Early evening, because, they have to prepare dinner. So as part of being a superheroine, I will publish news reports that will give you belly laugh, send your brows to your hairline and news that will make you reach your weapon of destruction--the !@#$% mouth.
Sa Tagalog, may asim pa si lolah.
MARCH 22--After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.
|She was denied a kiss|
Did not know that there were two planes which were able to land at the Reagan Intl. Airport without the assistance of a controller because there was no one in the tower. Siguro nanood ng Tangled. bwahaha . Para bang Hello, DC, we are landing. Anybody home?
The situation began at 12:10 a.m. Wednesday when an American Airlines plane attempted to call the tower to get clearance to land and got no answer, Knudson said. The plane had been in contact with a regional air traffic control facility, and a controller at that facility advised the pilot that he, too had been unable to contact anyone at the tower, according to a recording of air control traffic at the website liveatc.net.Stone's throw lang ang layo namin sa airport. Yong stone kasing laki ng nasa Stonehenge. Una yong mag-asawang party gate crashers. Ngayon eruplano. Susunod kaya UFO? Baka paggising ko, nagkakagulo sa airport at ang ininterview ang isang ExtraT na gustong magblackberry HOME. hehehe
Mrs. Ligot not detained for humanitarian reason
Bakeet. Normal naman ang vital sign niya. Okay pa naman yong kaniyang cosmetic enhancement. Paano ko nalaman na siya ay may cosmetic procedures? Mayroon kasi sa aming building noon na isang Filipina. Tuwing birthday, nag-iiba ang mukha. Birthday gift daw ng asawa niya sa kaniya.
Para bang tinatapunan siya ng pera at sinasabing, o birthday mo, ipaayos mo ang mukha mo. Last time nakita ko siya, yong kaniyang mata ay bilog na bilog na akala mo laging nagugulat. Kung ako naman yon tatanungin ko what's wrong with my face?