NEW`YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Dear insansapinas,
Ito ang mga New Year's Resolutions...hindi para sa akin kung hindi para sa mga sumusunod.

1. Cory Aquino - bago magsorry, sabihin niya muna kung siya'y nagbibiro o hindi para hindi naman mapahiya ang kaniyang anak na si Noynoy Aquino.

2. Mar Roxas - Huwag nang magmumura ulit dahil gusto lang maging masa. Hindi lahat nang mahirap nagmumura ng P..na..mo.

3. Vicki Belo- Bago magsangkot ng mga tao sa lover's quarrel nila ng boylet niya, siguruhin niya munang hindi na sila magbabati.

4. Hayden Kho- lagyan ng password and computer.

5. Nasser Pangandanam Jr. -See to it that the family you allegedly physically abused has not family member who is a blogger.

6. Jinggoy Estrada- Using the name of the dead friend is not a sure-fire for film grosser.

7. Jose`de Venecia - Books are read only by friends, not the common people. Magsalita na lang sa Tagalog.

8. Jose de Venecia Jr. - Pag umiyak ng huli, huli rin ang pagsisisi.

9. Gabby Concepcion - Huwag makinig sa mga sulsol ng mga kakilalang gustong kumita rin.

10. Grethcen Barreto- baguhin naman ang style para mapansin. Huwag na lang palaging lalaki. Tseh.

Pinaysaamerika

Shooting inside the cinema

Dear insansapinas,
Hindi ba talaga namang nakakaasar yong maingay sa loob ng sinehan. Lalo na yong sumisigaw nang DALI, DALI, aabutan ka na..o kaya ay yong AYAN SA LIKURAN MO PAPATAYIN KA NA...gusto mong tumayo at paghahalibasin ang mga maingay na yon, lalo na yong kinukwento na ang ending dahil ilang beses na niyang inulit. !@#$%^&

Pero hindi namin ako sang-ayon sa ginawa ng mamang ito.

A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
James Joseph Cialella was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons charges.

James Joseph Cialella was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons charges.

James Joseph Cialella, 29, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations, a police report said.

Cialella told the family sitting in front of him in the theater on Christmas Day to be quiet, police said.

Sabi nga ni Cat, humans.

Pinaysaamerika

May-December Affair-bulag pa rin ang pag-ibig

Dear insansapinas,
Hindi ko na isusulat. Basahin na lang ninyo habang ako ay nagmamanicure sa sarili ko. Tapos sagutin ninyo ako. Di ba bulag pa rin ang pag-ibig. Basahin ninyo ang mga highlighted statements. Intriga siya.

Mula ito sa panulat ni ricky lo.

One was “positive” and the other was “negative.”

On Christmas Eve when he appeared on the GMA newscast 24 Oras, Dr. Hayden Kho admitted that — yes, indeed — he did have an affair with Katrina Halili (“positive”) but not with Rufa Mae Quinto (“negative”), the two actresses rumored to have caused his “irreparable” break-up with Dr. Vicki Belo that drove him to take an overdose of pills (brand not identified).

The break-up, reported as a “scoop” in this corner two Saturdays ago, spawned all sorts of speculations — you know, that Vicki has in her possession, among other pieces of “incriminating” evidences, a sex video of Hayden and Katrina (and, in a separate video, with Rufa Mae). Vicki is mum on the matter; she’s “speechless” for once.

In an earlier interview on Startalk, Katrina denied having an affair with Hayden or appearing in any sex video with him, adding that the ugly rumor hasn’t affected her relationship with her boyfriend Kris Lawrence (who is basking in the publicity that he would not be getting if he hadn’t been linked to the popular sexy actress) and that she and Vicki were “okay” when they saw each other at a recent gathering. “We didn’t talk about ‘it’,” said Katrina. “All we talked about was my endorsement (of The Belo Medical Group).”

During his appearance on 24 Oras, two days after he was released from the “basement” (daw) of the Makati Med), Hayden said that he and Katrina did it “for fun” and there wasn’t any “emotional” involvement between them. He also denied the rumor about the sex video.

At the same time, Hayden admitted having tried to “hurt myself” by taking an “OD” which was, according to those in the know, a “fake” suicide attempt in his desperate effort to win back the gullible Vicki who, only a few weeks ago, hied off to Paris after an “LQ” (Lovers’ Quarrel) with Hayden who promptly followed her there with a floral offering that melted her forgiving heart (blindly/madly in love kasi, eh!).

According to a Funfare DPA, when Hayden was rushed to the Makati Med, he tried to hide his identity with an iron mask that he had to remove anyway when he went through a CT scan.

Yes, it’s true, confirmed Hayden, “I wrote ‘I love Vicks’ on my tummy with a Pentel Pen. That was sincere and honest. For what do you expect a man who is dying but to tell the truth?”

Wow, dramatic, isn’t it?

Now, if Hayden did take those pills on purpose, didn’t he realize that he was putting his credibility and integrity as a doctor (pa naman siya!) in question? Oh, my God, a doctor like him, so healthy and so “blessed” (by a sugary-sweet girlfriend), wanting to kill himself while hundreds of terminally-ill people would do anything, including storm the gates of heaven, to live longer? Could you imagine what would have happened if Hayden succeeded in that futile attempt. If he took those pills “by accident,” would you as his patient feel safe and secure if he prescribed you a medicine?

Is Dr. Vicki Belo worth dying for?

Think Porsche. Think posh condo unit. Think trips abroad on business class. Think five-class hotels. Think of all the quirks millions of ordinary mortals can never imagine to experience even in two lifetimes. Ask Mo Twister, the “un-couple’s” traveling companion.

Well, Dr. Vicki Belo must really be worth dying for.

As of press time, a Funfare DPA said that Vicki has decided “with finality” to break up and break away from Hayden, ending their three-year May-September romance which was, still according to people close to them, doomed from the start.

An afterthought: Did showbiz destroy Dr. Hayden Kho?

The last word has it that Hayden might go abroad “to study” on a “scholarship grant” from, you guessed it, Dr. Vicki Belo.

(Paging Charo Santos-Concio: When will you dramatize the “Viden” affair — as in Bradgelina referring to the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie saga, in Maalaala Mo Kaya! It will be a top-rater!).

(Postscript: A Funfare DPA said that after watching the 24 Oras, Vicki rushed to Hayden’s side to “console” him. If hysterics doesn’t work, histrionics surely does.)

Cory "Sorry" Aquno

Dear insansapinas,
Sabi ni Ninoy Aquino at Deedee Siytangco biro lang daw ang pag sorry ni Cory Aquino kay Erap Estrada. Pakinggan nga natin.

Another May -December affair

Dear insansapinas,

Isa munang patalastas...ermmm tsismis.

Siguro alam na ninyo ang May-December affair ni Dr. Vicki Belo at Hayden Kho. At tatanungin ko kayo kung saang bato kayo nagtatago kapag hindi pa ninyo alam na sila ay hiwalay na. OWs? ulit. OWS?

Kumpirmado nang hiwalay sina Dr. Vicki Belo at Dr. Hayden Kho matapos ang tatlong taong relasyon.

Unang nakatawag pansin ang romansa ng dalawa dahil sa laki ng pagkakaiba ng mundo nila. Si Vicki ay isang multimillionaire doctor, hiwalay sa asawa, at may dalawang anak. Maliban sa galing sa mayamang pamilya, naitayo nitong mag-isa ang Belo Medical Group, ang pinaka-commercially successful cosmetic dermatology and surgery clinic sa bansa. Ilang linggo na lang, sa Enero 25, si Vicky ay 53 years old.

Si Hayden naman ay isang struggling doctor, single, tubong Marinduque, at galing sa pamilyang may sapat lang na pamumuhay. Noong naging empleyado ito sa Belo Medical Group ay saka siya nakapagdalubhasa sa ilang dermatological procedures, at nang maging boyfriend ni Vicki ay naging celebrity. Siya ay 28 years old noong May 20, 2008.

Ang dahilan ng kanilang paghihiwalay ngayon ay walang opisyal na paliwanag. Bagamat nangyari ang breakup noong December 10, walang nagsasalita hanggang ngayon alinman kina Dra. Belo at Hayden—ang pamilyar na tawag sa dalawa ng press at ng publiko.

Gayunpaman, ang lumalabas na pinakadahilan ng breakup ay ang pagkakadiskubre raw ni Dra. Belo sa pagtataksil ni Hayden. At dawit raw sa breakup ng dalawa ang sexy stars na sina Katrina Halili at Rufa Mae Quinto.

The discovery

Nakakuha ang PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) ng impormasyon tungkol sa breakup mula sa ilang showbiz at non-showbiz sources.

Noong December 17, Miyerkoles, nag-host si Dra. Belo ng birthday party para sa kaibigang si Anton San Diego, editor ng Philippine Tattler, sa magarang bahay ng doktora sa Dasmariñas Village, Makati. Dito sa party, nailabas ni Dra. Belo sa ilang guests ang kanyang saloobin.

Isang guest sa naturang party, na nakikisimpatiya kay Dra. Belo at masama ang loob kay Hayden, ang nagkuwento sa PEP ng mga sumusunod na detalye:

Umalis noong November 24 sina Dra. Belo at Hayden papuntang Amerika para sa show ng Wowowee – ang host nitong si Willie Revillame ay endorser ng Belo Medical Group – sa San Diego, California, at para manood ng laban nina Manny Pacquiao at Oscar de la Hoya sa Las Vegas, Nevada. Tinataya ng guest na ang buong biyahe ay sagot ni Dra. Belo.

Bumalik ang magkasintahan noong December 9, madaling-araw ng Martes. Kinagabihan ng Miyerkoles nangyari ang breakup.

Noong araw na 'yon ng December 10, hinihintay raw ni Dra. Belo ang kasintahan sa condo unit ng huli upang maghanda para sa lakad nila. May katagalan si Hayden dahil nag-shower pa raw ito. Sa pagkainip, naisipang mag-Internet ng doktora gamit ang laptop ni Hayden. Doon na nagsimula ang gulo. Sa laptop, nadiskubre raw ni Dra. Belo ang mga intimate o sex videos ni Hayden na kasama diumano ang maraming babae, mapa-showbiz at hindi.

Meron daw sumasayaw para kay Hayden na babae, merong nakikipagtalik, at merong mga preserved text messages ng mga flirtations ni Hayden sa ilan pa. Malinaw raw na hindi alam ng mga babae ang pagkaka-video sa kanila. Mistulang dokumento nga raw ng sex life ni Hayden ang laptop nito.

Pinqysaamerika

If the Shoe fits

Dear insansapinas,
The ducking of the lameduck President George Bush when a journalist threw his shoes
to him has generated several videos.

Ito ang isa.




Sabi siguro ni Bush, missed, try again.

ito pa ang isa.



more from here.

Pinaysaamerika

The Putang Ina Moments

Dear insansapinas,
I like to keep this in my archive...the day when a distinguished gentleman uttered the most
abhored expletive which is a direct insult to mothers. Putang Ina.



I could have have forgiven him if he said, tarantado, gago, walanghiya, tanga...but to call a mother a whore or a sleaze is something unforgivable in any circumstance when young children can watch him say that.

US networks are fined 250,000 dollars if an expletive is not bleeped even during live broadcast.

Will I hear offensive language this in his miting de avance in 2010 just to be regarded as makamasa? Nakakainsulto naman siya.

PAkibigyan nga ng tubig na may lysol.

Pinaysaamerika

RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN FOR OBAMA

dear insansapinas,

Naalala mo yong mga prayer natin na UMULAN SANA NG PERA?

Itong dasal dito ay para umulan pagdeliver ng speech ni OBAMA.





Hindi ito tungkol kay OBAMA O sino mang kandidato pero para ipagdasal mo ang tao na ayaw mo na ulanin ang kaniyang mahalagang okasyon, di ba parang batang nagdasal na matapilok sana siya. ehek.

Sana kinunsulta na lang niya yong mga manang sa atin. Pag aya umulan nag-ooffer sila ng nilagang itlog. Siguro para umulan, dapat mag-offer ng itlog na hilaw mwehehe.

Pinaysaamerika

Hindi raw Kristiyano si Osteen

Dear insansapinas,



Siya`si Victoria Osteen ang asawa ng sikat na televangelist at manunulat na si Joel Osteen.

Dinemanda siya dahil itinulak at siniko daw niya ang isang flight stewardess ng Continental Airlines. Wow, suplada.

may dumi raw kasi sa upuan niyang first class sa eruplano at hindi nalinis ng flight stewardess. napagbayad nga siya ang airline ng tatlong libong dolyares dahil sa insidenteng ito. whoa.

Hindi naman siya inaasahang maging santa pero kapag sila ay nagsesermon ng kabutihan, dapat, iwasan nila ang pagiging maldita kahit na nga gusto nilang mampukpok ng ulo.

Tingnan mo sabi tuloy ng stewardess, nagkaroon siya ng hemorrhoids. BAKEEEEt.

At hininihingi niya ay 10 per cent ng ari-arian ng Osteen. Ano yan tithing? Pero maraming dolyar yon. Biruin mong libong tao ang pumpunta sa simbahan nila.

pakiwiikan nga akong holy water.

Pinaysaamerika

Beijing Olympics 2008

Dear insansapinas,

Simula na ng Beijing Olympics, insan. May nga paputok at kwitis.



May mga display ng mga costumes noong kapanahunan ni Confucius.



At may batang ipinanganak ng 8-08-08 na pinangalanan Ao Yun ibig sabihin Olympics.
Ah yon pala yon.



Kaya lang bakit kukunti ang piktures? Sinasala ba? Bakit wala akong makitang TV coverage?

Dracula, matakot ka

Dear insansapinas,
Ito ang mga pulis na assigned sa Beijing Olympics. Wala silang baril pero sila ay may dalang Krus.



AHHHHH Ilayo ninyo sa akin yan. makapagsut nga ng sunglasses. *heh*

Pinaysaamerika

Mascots ng Beijing Olympics

Dear insansapinas,

Ito ang mga mascots ng Beijing Olympics. Parang yong mascot ng Jolibee.

May kaniya-kaniya silang pangalan.



Ito si Beibei. Siya ay isa sa magwewelcome sa mga turista at hindi magbabay.

Bakit may suot siyang oxygen mask? Baka hikain kasi polusyon.



Dami ba namang dumating na tao. Daming humihinga kasama ang mga usok ng sasakyan at ang mga usok ng pabrika.

Ginoo, magkakahika tayo nito.

Kambal ni ANGELINA JOLIE AT BRAD PITT, SIKAT

Dear insansapinas,

Birui mo yan insan, labing-apat na milyon ang ibinayad sa mga retrato ng kambal nina
Brad Pitt at Angelina Jolie.

Kadaming gatas niyan. pero ibinigay daw yata sa charities.

Sana ganoon din yong nagbebenta ng mga peektures ng anak nila.

ako sino kaya ang bibili ng aking peekture?

MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT 2008 held in VIETNAM

dear insansapinas,

i am sure my former officemate, a Vietnamese-American is very happy to watch the MISS
UNIVERSE PAGEANT held in VIETNAM.

i got my cup of green and white tea, some oatmeal cookies and sat down on the carpet, ready to watch the 2-hour special.

i like it was past faced. not much talk. except for the national costume competition, the more the rest of the candidates after it was trimmed down to 15 were relegated to the backstage.

Hanubayan, sino ba ang designer ng ating national costume. sa totoo lang fonget. fonget. para siyangnakahuli ng maraming butterflies at idinikit sa kaniyang damit.
tsee.

after the 15 semi-finalists' selection, they proceded to the swim suit competition.
why are the bra tops looked like they're too big or loose. yong iba umiindayog ang kanilang breeeeeaaasts. que horror.

miss columbia, miss usa, miss venezuela, miss russia and miss mexico are all with ratings above 9.0. miss vietnam, miss south africa, miss japan, miss czech republic and miss hungary eliminated.

then the gown competition. i like miss mexico's gown and miss russia's white flowing gown. fabulous. miss usa tripped. the gown was not so spectacular though.

then the ten were reduced to five. yeck

the survivors are miss columbia, miss russia, miss venezuela, miss dominican republic and miss mexico.

MISS DOMINCAN REPUBLIC-MARIANNE CRUZ GONZALES


MISS VENEZUELA-DAYANA MENDOZA



MISS`RUSSIA-VERA KROSOVA



MISS MEXICO- ELISA NAJERA



MISS COLUMBIA-TALIANA VARGAS



some questions and answers and the miss universe for 2008 is miss venezuela.

and i was rooting for miss columbia. shay.

Ang Oscar at ang People Power sa Pinas

Salawikain tagpi-tagpi for the day

Pulutin ang mabuti, ang masama ay iwaksi.
Pulutin ang mabuti, ang masama ay iwaksi. INGAT LANG PAGPULOT, BAKA IBA ANG MADAMPOT.*heh*


Dear insansapinas,

Walang naganap na people power. Maraming nanghuhula na maraming tao ang sasama sa demonstrasyon.

Mali sila. Nagkataon may Oscar Awards Night na pinalabas. Mas ginusto ng mga taong manood. Mwehehe.

Ako rin nanood kahit na patulog-tulog ako.

Kaya nga nakita ko nga ang mga artista at napintas-pintasan ko. Kagaya nito ni Cameron Diaz.

Mukhang nabigla lang gumising, naghanap ng panali ng buhok, kaya pinagbuhol na lang.


Aba eh, kung may gunting lang siguro sila doon, hinabol itong ale kahit saan pumunta.

Ang suot naman niya ay lalong nagpalaki sa kaniyang balakang. Sus. Pintasera ko talaga. Excuse me.




Ito naman si Aling Tilda Swinton, mukhang wala ring nakuhang suklay kaya ginamit na lang ang kaniyang mga daliri. Sana man lang naglagay siya ng eyeliner para nagkakakulay ang mukha niya.Masyadong maputi. PAra siyang istatwa.





salawikain,Pinay,computer,Pinaysaamerika

Kabit System at Hiwalayan, Inc.

Salawikain tagpi-tagpi for the day

may tainga ang lupa, may pakpak ang balita.
may tainga ang lupa, may pakpak ang balita. MAS MABILIS PAG TEXT.
*heh*



Dear insansapinas,

Narinig mo na ba ang balita insan tungkol sa panibagong pakikipagsalpukan ng mga labi ni Gretchen Barreto hindi sa kaniyang live-in partner na si Tonyboy Cojuangco kung hindi sa bayaw ng huli? hanubayan? Magulo? talagang magulo dahil, kabit-kabit, hiwa-hiwalay.

Ang unang karakter:



Maganda, mataray, walang pakialam sa mundo. Dati siyang live-in partner ni Joey Loyzaga, isang basketbolistang anak ni Caloy Loyzaga bago siya naging live-in partner ni Tonyboy Cojuangco. Meron silang anak na si Dominique.

Ikalawang karakter:

Ricky Yabut



Anak ng dating mayor Nemesio Yabut ng Makati, kapatid ni denise Yabut cojuangco ang legal na asawa ni Tonyboy Cojuangco.

Kasal at hiwalay kay Cita Revilla, anak ni Armando Goyena, kapatid ni Maritess Revilla-Araneta.

For picture of Cita Revilla, go to Cita Revilla and Revilla Clan.

Ngayon ay nababalitang kasintahan ni Rachelle Anne Wolfe na kapatid naman ni richard merck na kahiwalayang boy friend dati ni Nora Aunor. Hanubayan ang gulo ano.

Ito ang kuwento, insan.

Ayon sa source ng PEP na naroon mismo sa resto-bar, may pagkakataong umalis muna ng ilang minuto sa table nila si Rachel Anne. Sa abot-tingin ng source-witness ay pumunta ito ng restroom, sapagkat kung nakipagkuwentuhan lang ito sa ibang guests ay natanaw niya dapat ito.

Nang mawala sa mesa si Rachel Anne, and in plain sight ng iba pang guests sa resto-bar, biglang lumapit si Gretchen kay Ricky at naglambing umano nang husto sa lalaki. Sabi ng source-witness: “She was touching his hands, his face." Dagdag pa nito: “She was practically nibbling at his ears!"

Ayon pa rin sa source-witness, hinalikan ng isang “looking drunk" na Gretchen si Ricky, na gumanti din daw ng halik. Hindi nga lang daw agresibo ang paghalik ni Ricky sa partner ng kanyang bayaw, kung ibabase sa body language nito.

Sinasabi ring nang gabing iyon, nasa Nuvo ang ilang socialites and their gay friends, na nakakakilala rin kay Ricky. May mga haka-hakang isa sa mga ito ang siyang nagsumbong ng mga pangyayari sa Nuvo kay Cita Revilla-Yabut. Ngunit kung wala mang nakapagsumbong sa mga ito, nakumpirma ng PEP na alam na rin ni Cita ang pangyayari. Ayon sa isang kaibigan ni Cita, ikinuwento raw ni Ricky mismo ang pangyayari sa asawa. Diumano, sina Ricky at Cita ay may mga anim na buwan pa lang naghihiwalay.

Tatanungin mo ako bakit ko ito pinatulan? Kasi totoo rin ito kahit hindi sa celebrity.





salawikain,Pinay,shoplifting,Pinaysaamerika

Ang Pagdadasal

Dear insansapinas,

Nakakapanlumo na mabalitaang marami na namang namatay dahil may isang taong marahil nawalan na ng pag-asang mabuhay ay syaw umalis sa mundong ito ng walang karamay.

Ang sinasabi ko ang pamamaril na naganap sa Northern Illinois University na ikinasawi ng anim na katao at pagkakasugat ng marami.




Sama-sama tayong ipagdasal ang mga biktima.

Ang isang obserbasyon ko ay ang mga sinabi ng mga istudyante na wala silang magawa kung hindi magdasal.

Yon naman talaga ang katotohanan. Nakakalimot tayong magdasal hanggang sa ganitong mga sandali na nakabingit ang buhay sa kamatayan.

salawikain,Pinay, Valentine,Pinaysaamerika

VALENTINE BABE

Dear insansapinas,



Ito muna ang salawikain sa araw na ito.


Salawikain tagpi-tagpi for the day

Magbiro ka na sa lasing, huwag lang sa bagong gising.

Magbiro ka na sa lasing, huwag lang sa bagong gising at hindi pa kumain.
*heh*



Bawal daw sa Saudi ang roses at ang Valentine. Lalo siguro itong bawal. Di sila kumakain ng baboy.

Maganda sanang pangregalo. May puso na, may pork chop pa pagkatapos. Burp.





salawikain,Pinay, Pinoy,Pinaysaamerika

Paper Dolls that made me cry

Dear insansapinas,

I do not know what channel was it but the one that made me paused and watched was the familiar faces. They are not familiar because i know them. They're familiar because they look like Filipinos. I was right.

Paper Dolls is about transgendered Filipinos who worked in Israel and London as caregivers. It's a public knowledge that these people are very creative.So during their spare time, they produced a show called Paper Dolls. What I appreciated in the film was the focus on how these caregivers were liked by their old patients and how despite their budget constraints, they still sent money to their family. It shows reality.

I have not watched a single episode of Desperate Housewives. Not my type. I prefer watching CSI, Law and Order nad Ugly Betty. The latter is about a Mexican family whose father was an illegal immigrant and the daughter teaching his boss some family values that the rich and famous are wanting.

In Desperate Housewives, it was noted by some viewers that Teri Hatcher mouthed a racial slur against Philippine Medical School graduates.

Teri is just an actress. Whatever she has said was based on the script. So who's the culprit? Some writers who may have beef against Filipinos? or he is completely clueless that OB/GYNE practitioners in the States are not all doctors. They are NURSE practitioners. At least in the Philippines, they are really Obstetricians and gynecologists.

What the writer did not know that before a professional who has to take a US exam or a residency before he can practice in the US, there is a verification of credentials which is done directly to the university that issued the diploma and Professional Regulation Commission that issued the license.

Pinaysaamerika