KALOKA MOMENTS- POLITICS IS ONE BIG MENTAL ASYLUM FOR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

Dear insansapinas,
We are a culture that practices blame-giving. We always find a scapegoat for simple and complicated problems. Best of all, we look for someone or something to blame because of our ineptness or inadequacy. I AM GUILTY YOUR HONOR. SO PROSECUTE ME.
Meron naman akong abugada, si biyay.


I called up the optical store last Saturday if my glasses are ready. The guy said yes. But I was not feeling well or was just lazy to break my momentum by getting dress and going to the store. Sunday, i felt the urge to find out if there are still Black Friday goods that are still low-priced on my way to the optical store. DAMN. The store was closed for Sunday and I did not even bother to pick up the phone to call or check the office hours.

KAINIS 


If my eldest brod is here, he will give me a " freezing stare" that would melt an iceberg in the Arctic region. That's what he was when we were younger and he was acting as the head of the family. He did not nag. He simply made his eyes big and continue to stare not unless you compete with him for a pissing/staring contest by wearing shades and goosedown jacket.


The bottomline of my blamegame ek ek is that I am blaming the newspaper for giving 15 second fame to the nuisance candidates for the 2010 presidential election. It makes my mind "goes out for lunch" for a while to escape the banana moments. AHHHHHH.


MALOLOKA AKO.



By allowing the people who have no capacity to engage in a national campaign (di ba nila nadigest ang sinabi ni Villar, pakiulit mo nga Lee, pag wala kang bilyon, wala kang karapatang magkandidato pagkapresidente) COMELEC encourages all colorful if not totally unhinged individuals who waste the Comelec time by allowing them to register. Who sez that democracy is dead in the Philippines?


Look at this guy who has nothing but the bling bling. He's educated since he's a dentist daw. Why did he file for candidacy? To show off his gold. Lalabasan ko rin siya ng gold. Gold Fish. Nyahahaha.


Syet...masisira ang forensic profiling  ko dito.

photo and story are from Manila Times. photo by Miguel de Guzman

Presidential aspirant Agustin Bolor of Calapan, Oriental Mindoro, shows his “bling” after filing his certificate of candidacy at the Commission on Elections office in Manila on Sunday

 KAINIS
Isa pa yong  karpintero . Buti hindi niya sinabing galing siya sa Nazareth at siya ay pinako sa krus dahil matutuluyan talaga akong maging cuckoo. Pero siya raw ang  “79th general of the world” and that he “owns the Philippines. Hindi kaya ito nahulog habang nagkakarpintero ?


KALOKA. 


 Merong woman candidate na 81 years old, (ano na lang ang gagawin nito sa Malacanan? may kasunod na wheel chair at tagapalit ng diaper. Haller COMELEC bakit pinapayagan ito. Toink toink toink.

Ito namang isang babae pangalan ay Mary Lou Estrada,(ito talaga nuisance kasi ESTRADA eh) ay 41-year-old business owner  na magbibigay daw siya ng P 327 pesos a day sa lahat ng Filipino.

KALOKA

And of course ang kasabayan ni Pamatong sa taunang pagfile ng CoC. Si Amay Bisaya.

Wahowahowahowahowaho.

Sorry, nagtititiling na ang orasan ng aking utak. Matino pa kaya ako? Abangan.

Pinaysaamerika